Blaz's monster reviews (because he couldn't stop begging for his own)

[Take a look into MansyS belongings] Updated: March. 13th 2025

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Blazisity (Blaz)

He said he was going to get me if I didn't make him a monster review website so I guess im doing this now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Erm yeah


Published: March 11th 2025

Monster Energy Zero Sugar (review)

Like our friend Esperblox I also read the can description when buying a new monster. This one doesn’t really describe what it tastes like, to describe this flavour. It tastes like every other normal energy drink but more fancy. It really has that cheap energy drink taste but made it fancy. I really like that but there’s another taste in the background that kinda ruins it. It also gives me a tummy ache which is a no no. And yes there’s a difference between zero sugar and sugar monsters. To give it a rating.

4/10


Published: March 13th 2025

Monster Energy Ultra Ultra Strawberry Dreams (review)

God I love this flavour. It’s sweet, tart and tastes like strawberry’s. It’s definitely one of the best ultra flavours. It’s extremely sweet and tart and those two things bind together perfectly. The only issue I have with it is that it could’ve had more taste and strawberries. Anyhow this flavour is so good. Definitely of my favourites.

8.5/10


Published: March 20th 2025

Monster Energy Ultra Violet (Review)

I was first really excited for this flavour, but after showing my professional monster friends they just stomped on it and said it was overrated. So i wasnt really excited for it. The can I bought was imported from Czech Republic or something like that. So I couldn't read the little text. But my best guess for the flavour of this monster, would be grape and a hint of blueberry. Anyhow when i opened the can, a wave of chemical grape smell got to me. And when I tasted it I was really surprised. Ive heard that its grape flavoured but, it caught me off guard. There was alot of flavour and the after taste was really something. I really enjoyed it. Definitely one of if not the best ultra flavour I've tasted. Theres really nothing bad to say about this Monster. Except one thing. This monster is really hard to find. The store i bought it at was an overpriced sketchy corner shop. It was 30kr which is wild for a monster, but actually decent for a rare one like this. Overall this monster is a great flavour. When I tasted this can for the first time I didnt drink it cold. It was room temperature or rather warm. So for now i would give it an 8,5/10 but if i taste it again cold, it could become a 9/10 Rating:

8.5/10


Published: March 13th 2025

Monster Energy Juiced Khaotic (Review)

Oooh khaotic I love this flavour. It’s really sweet and has a weird flavour that I just love. I can’t really describe what it tastes like, maybe a mix of different fruits, it really is chaotic (haha get it?). Anyhow this is one of my favourite monster flavours out there. The only problem I have with it is that’s it’s not sugar free, sugary drinks make me feel weird and make my teeth hurt, so minus a point for that. Overall the rating I would give this would be

9/10